Episode 43: 99 Death Eaters

Hello magical friends, and welcome to episode 43 of WZRD Radio. I’m your hostwitch Bess and I’m…extraordinarily sleepy, at the moment. It’s a little known fact that hostwitches are prone to hibernation in the winter, but I’m staying awake just long enough to record this.

Let’s get started. Here’s Stephanie and the Quaffles with “The Weapon.”


That was “The Weapon” by Stephanie and the Quaffles [lyrics], The Buttermellows with “Pensieve Full of Unrequited Love” and “End of an Era” by Obliviate! [lyrics].

This month’s wandoscope is for my magical friends with wands of ivy.

You are an uncommon breed, ivy wand. You are well-grounded, but you know how to make a silver lining. You’re also very good at setting healthy boundaries. I imagine that took some practice, so good for you. February might be the shortest month, but that’s no reason to not take it seriously. A season of change is coming before you know it, and now is the time to lay the groundwork for success. And when a unicorn hair or laurel, someone steady, comes to you with a cool opportunity you’ll be in the perfect position to grab it.

Our next music break begins with The Owl Post and “Don’t Leave.”


That was The Owl Post with “Don’t Leave,” The Blibbering Humdingers and “On My Way” [lyrics], and The Muggle Dueling Club singing “Save Ginny Weasley.”

February is looking exciting, magical friends! Here are just a few of the upcoming events:

On February 2nd, the South Dublin libraries are hosting a “Harry Potter crafts” virtual event. You have to bring your own supplies, but who doesn’t want to make a Cornish pixie nightlight? [link]

A virtual Swedish Harry Potter book group is starting on February 3rd! [link]

If you’re in Sunderland in the UK, The Athenaeum is doing an all-ages Harry Potter art exhibit AND workshop on the 4th. I’m told there will be potions and snacks as well. [link]

If you’re in NYC on February 5th, check out the Harry Potter drag brunch at Stella 34 Trattoria! [link]

If you don’t feel like going outside on February 5th, there’s going to be a Harry Potter garage sale on Facebook, which is the perfect way to pick up some cool merch without supporting transphobia. [link]

The Sheffield Hallum Quidditch Society is hosting an open practice on the 16th, if you happen to be in Sheffield in the UK that day. [link]

Starting on February 1st and running through May 10th, Centar Madrugada in Split, Croatia is hosting a series of conversations on mental health and Harry Potter. [link]

In the wizard rock world, Dream Quaffle has a song coming out on February 14th and Totally Knuts has opened up submissions for this year’s Wrock Cover Swap! You have until March 1 to sign up. [link]

And don’t forget! The 2022 Pedia Comp Club is on its way. There’s even a new Instagram where you can keep up with the band announcements. [link]

As for new wrock that came out in January, well…

Bisexual Harry released their first song “WAD.” [link]

Candle Wix released “Sir Cadogan Tango or the Chronicle of the Many Incredible and Never-Before-Heard Adventures and Daring Deeds of the Heroic and Honorable Sir Cadogan of Hogwarts During The Final Battle Against the Dark Lord in the Year 1998, Without Which the Forces of Magical Good Would Have Been Doomed to Certain Death.” [link]

James and the Marauder’s Map released an adorable music video for “Cupid Crystals.” [link]

Jep Carson released a remix of The Whomping Willows’ “Cedric Had it Coming” titled “Cedric Remix.” [link]

Dots and Lines finally came to BandCamp! [link]


Miranda Puffskein gave us “i don’t know.” [link]

Here’s our final music break, beginning with Slytherin Soundtrack and “We’ve All Been Saved.”


That was “We’ve All Been Saved” by Slytherin Soundtrack [lyrics], Gred and Forge with “It’s Dragons,” and Ravenrock singing “99 Death Eaters.”

And this is the end of the episode! I hope you enjoyed it!

As always, links to all the events and songs you heard can be found in the transcript at WZRDRadioPod.com. If you heard your new favorite song, consider buying it to support the artist. After all, without our wizard rockers, we wouldn’t be here.

If you want more WZRD, you can listen to the radio station 24/7 at listen.WZRDRadioPod.com.

If you have a guess for this episode’s theme, you can let me know on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, or TikTok. If you’re not a social media wizard, you can leave a comment on the transcript or email me at WZRDRadioPod@gmail.com. I just picked up some How Airplanes Fly download codes for the first guesses.

And if you want to support WZRD and the Yes All Witches grant in their quest to provide microgrants to queer and BIPoC wizard rockers, check out the WZRD Radio Patreon at Patreon.com/WZRDRadioPod. It’s two muggle dollars a month and you ensure I can keep doing the interview episodes AND you get access to the patron-exclusive bonuses.

Well, that’s my naptime!

Until next time, magical friends: A lot of the greatest wizards haven’t got an ounce of logic…

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